In the past 6 months some of you have made some subtle and not so subtle comments about my weight and as a result my crazy masters have decided to cut down on my regular food, ease up on the treats, and run me harder. Let's first of all understand that I have been eating the same freakin' dog food for 11 years, I don't get alot of treats to begin with, and running 9km in the heat is not my idea of a good time. It's not like I eat at the buffet every night and then to cut back on my measely portions is a bit of a slap in the face! I am 11 years old for cryin' out loud (that's 77 for you idiots) and running hard ain't where its at for me! Capiche?
Now then, I really didn't want to go the vet, but to settle this issue I thought it was best. I sat on their stupid scale and won't ya know it.....apparently I weighed 74.3 lbs in December of 2002 (although hell if I remember), and today weighed in at a whoppin' 74 lbs! That's right kids a real 'tub-o', 'fat albert' over here!
So next time you humans , and you know who you are, belly up to a full plate of pasta, steak and fresh pie, perhaps you should think about you're own weight, push away, and chow done on your words!
Have a nice day...arf
Lewis
Monday, July 09, 2007
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Max's vacation
Hi. My name is Max. I am staying at my Auntie's place while my family is on vacation to the Domincan Republic.
I have been here for 2 weeks so far, it has been fun, but I'm looking forward to seeing my 2 buds, Brooklyn & Jaeda. I think I'm heading home this weekend!
I discovered this animal at the house next door. I have a great view from the patio into the neighbour's yard.
Auntie & Uncle keep saying "Don't bug Bunny... stop bugging Bunny!" Well, whatever it is, he is sure fun to look at.
I know that Bunny likes me to bug him because he sits right by the fence and wiggles his nose at me. I cry and cry. I so want Bunny to come play in my yard... or better yet, if I keep working at the fence, I'll be able to go over to say hi. Just a couple more scratches and bumps with my nose, and the fence panel will come right out!
So... I met the girrrrl of my dreams. And she lives right next door! Her name is Idaho. She is a red head...ruff!
In the mornings, before I head out for a walk, I stand on the deck and cry to see her. But she doesn't come out.
After a hard days work, I can't wait to see her.
I'm just so happy to see her! I grin from ear to ear!
We have so much fun together. We just laugh and laugh as we play.
I'm going to miss her when I go home, but I know I'll see her again.
Monday, September 04, 2006
Long Weekend Yurting






Lewis
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Another stay at Rico's





Later dudes,
Lewis
Monday, August 14, 2006
Three Days in Paradise
by Lewis


So I goes over to the backyard, only to find a whole yard full of people standing on my grass. Who the hell do these people think they are anyways? I guess this is something they call a "backyard BBQ"... all I know, is that this sucks. All sorts of great smelling stuff going on the BBQ, but none of it falling off the table. So I cruise around the table looking for some fallout, but everyone thinks I'm looking for attention. Screw them... bring on the steak!




Here it is, my last day in paradise... it was an awesome stay. I have to go home soon, as Tasha is going to be back from work soon, and I want to be there to greet her when she gets home.
Later,
Lewis
My July Long Weekend
by Lewis
Well, my humans abandoned me again this weekend. But to my total amazement and joy (I never know what I'm doing from one day to the next) I got to spend the weekend with my surrogate humans, Rico and Christine. It turns out that this is some sort of holiday weekend, as there are all these red and white flags everywhere I look... even though I only see in black and white, I am pretty sure they are red.
So I go for a visit to Rico's place – which I LOVE, not just because I get treats and lots of attention, but because I have a big, grassy yard to roll around on! Even better, there was this new thing in the back filled with water! I wasn't really sure about it at first, but after I tested it by dropping my ball into it, I was in heaven!
Normally, when I get left behind, I have to spend all day locked inside, waiting for someone to come home and take me out for a pee. Not this weekend though! We spend the entire time (ok, except my sleeping time) outdoors! I played ball for hours on end, and just when I thought things were getting boring, another doggie came over with some more humans. I don't know much about them, but the doggie who owns them was a scruffy-looking thing that Rico called a “Labra-doodle”. Something they called a designer breed that's not supposed to shed – whatever. I tried humping her anyways. That wasn't very popular.
We stayed outside until it was time for me to go to bed, and I went inside to my special carpet to sleep - man, I had great sleeps there. Normally, I get up at around 6:30 am or so, and see if I can roust someone. Sometimes, I stick my wet nose in their face to get a reaction. If that doesn't do the trick, a big, sloppy tongue always works. But on this stayover, I was sleeping in late - Rico had to wake me up and drag me out of bed for my morning constitutional.
The next day, we took my car and went for a ride over to some place (I never know where we are going, as I sleep in the back). We get there, and I run around, pee on things and try to poop when Rico doesn't have one of his silly poop bags with him. I leave those things there for a reason – doesn't he know that by now? So we walk around on these trails for a while, but I can tell Rico is getting hot and tired, so we get back into the car and go to someplace called “Dundarave” and I sit on the sidewalk, waiting for hot chicks to cruise by. Nothing.
Only humans with silver hair. This sure isn't like the old days when, my human and I would meet hotties on South Granville. I would impress them with my tricks and natural-born, killer good looks. Anyhow, after Rico and Christine eat (and give me nothing, of course), we ride back home, and Rico and I play in the pool. This time for dinner, some other humans come over, but this time, they bring a mini-human. I wasn't sure about this, but I tried to hump it anyways. Rico didn't like that. Maddie (as he is called) turned out to be ok, as he spent a lot of time playing with me. His throwing arm sucks however. Another late night, and I am pooped out – literally!
The following day was more of the same – except we spent a lot more time around the thing with the water. I love playing with the ball in the water, but one of my balls wouldn't float, and I would spend hours pawing at it under the water. Even more interesting, is the fact that there is a bunny next door. I would spend hours sitting on my favourite spot on the deck and watch the bunny in the cage. I couldn't believe that I was so close to the bunny! Every time it would move, I would jump! Of course, I would still pester Rico and Christine with my ball, and if that didn't work, I would pant in their faces (I know my breath smells, but yours would too if you could lick your own bum!). For some strange reason, Rico poured out all of the water, and put it away.
On the last day of my best weekend ever, we took another long ride in my car to someplace called “Belcarra”. It was hot, but we got to a green, grassy park by the ocean. Rico and Christine ate (and again, offered me nothing except water and frozen water). But I got to play fetch in the ocean – I love the water. I met an 8-week old Labrador-Husky cross... he was scared to go in the water, so I showed him how. Some small humans were throwing balls in the water for me, but for some reason, they didn't float, so I couldn't find them. We got back in the car and went to visit my friend, Paddington, although I think I scare him a bit. Wuss.
There you have it – best weekend ever. Well, there was that weekend that I spent the entire time humping Bailey. That's another story.
Lewis
Well, my humans abandoned me again this weekend. But to my total amazement and joy (I never know what I'm doing from one day to the next) I got to spend the weekend with my surrogate humans, Rico and Christine. It turns out that this is some sort of holiday weekend, as there are all these red and white flags everywhere I look... even though I only see in black and white, I am pretty sure they are red.

Normally, when I get left behind, I have to spend all day locked inside, waiting for someone to come home and take me out for a pee. Not this weekend though! We spend the entire time (ok, except my sleeping time) outdoors! I played ball for hours on end, and just when I thought things were getting boring, another doggie came over with some more humans. I don't know much about them, but the doggie who owns them was a scruffy-looking thing that Rico called a “Labra-doodle”. Something they called a designer breed that's not supposed to shed – whatever. I tried humping her anyways. That wasn't very popular.

The next day, we took my car and went for a ride over to some place (I never know where we are going, as I sleep in the back). We get there, and I run around, pee on things and try to poop when Rico doesn't have one of his silly poop bags with him. I leave those things there for a reason – doesn't he know that by now? So we walk around on these trails for a while, but I can tell Rico is getting hot and tired, so we get back into the car and go to someplace called “Dundarave” and I sit on the sidewalk, waiting for hot chicks to cruise by. Nothing.

The following day was more of the same – except we spent a lot more time around the thing with the water. I love playing with the ball in the water, but one of my balls wouldn't float, and I would spend hours pawing at it under the water. Even more interesting, is the fact that there is a bunny next door. I would spend hours sitting on my favourite spot on the deck and watch the bunny in the cage. I couldn't believe that I was so close to the bunny! Every time it would move, I would jump! Of course, I would still pester Rico and Christine with my ball, and if that didn't work, I would pant in their faces (I know my breath smells, but yours would too if you could lick your own bum!). For some strange reason, Rico poured out all of the water, and put it away.

There you have it – best weekend ever. Well, there was that weekend that I spent the entire time humping Bailey. That's another story.
Lewis
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